By jakeeey - 18/01/2013 01:16 - Canada - Brampton

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Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
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Schizomaniac 24

Yeah, I always make girls pass a literacy test before I sleep with them. "I'm gonna rock your world after you identify the adverbs and correctly place commas in this sentence."

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igive 29

Go to a bar, roofie up some drinks. If that doesn't work, prison is full of willing people.

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zandalee 19

Make this the year to get out and get into a proper relationship. Go out there and meet someone!

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Free4ever 6

get off the computer, work on your social skills. problems solved.

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theboy13 13

Mailorderbrides.com should b able to assist u lol

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jellyghost 12

A good way to get laid is to not try to get laid.

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StzaCrack666 18

switch from a **** site.to a dating site

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Ukeee_X 19

Dude, with enough lube and a warm hand (or device) you'll be ok. You're obviously doing it too much or wrong.

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spitonmydick 4

There's more important things in this world than getting laid fool.

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