Today, I realised that the only thing that's got fucked since... - FML

By Well then - 01/03/2019 20:00

Today, I realised that the only thing that's got fucked since I started uni is my sleep cycle. FML

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By EaglEye - 02/11/2016 08:29

Today, I found out that even though I suffer from insomnia most days, I can sleep within 5 minutes of studying Solid Mechanics, especially when I have an end term the next day. FML

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By AbsolutelyEffed - 19/02/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 13:30 - India - Puducherry

Today, I got a complaint that I'm not performing as usual at my work. That's when I realised it was because I now prioritise my sleep and life over staying awake late at night to learn from the offshore team. I used to work during the ungodly hours of 2am to 7am daily and was then a zombie for the whole day. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 12:01

Today, I woke up at 2 p.m. to realise I'd slept through all of my alarms and missed my really big presentation at university, all because I was up most of the night with food poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 17:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I woke up and remembered that I'm in law school. Now, I'm about to go to sleep, and I'm still in law school. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2023 18:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I'm doing homework but still can't submit it, mainly due to the homework being bombarded more than three times during the week, from eight subjects, all due in three days. I sleep barely two hours a day, still not finishing the work and getting shitty exam marks. I wonder when this cycle of work will end… FML

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By hoops - 14/01/2011 20:34 - United States

Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML

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By littl3storm - 13/05/2019 04:00

Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML

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Multitasking

By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 14:00

Today, I fucked up my schedule on my final semester so bad I need to take a course from a community college at the same time I'm doing a full-time schedule at my university. This doesn't sound bad, but then the only course I could get into is at the same time as one of my university courses. I can't graduate otherwise. FML

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By plzstop - 04/10/2016 11:03 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, I'm a college student. Just like every other goddamn day, my roommate set about twenty alarms a good two hours before she even needs to get up. She just sleeps through the first hour or so of alarms while I wake up. I've been waking up at 6 a.m., even though my first classes are at 9. FML.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 1 March 2019 21:07

Welcome to adult life.

Gofuckyourself 24

Friday 1 March 2019 21:33

That honestly shouldn't be a surprise. University isn't easy, especially if you're working at the same time. You gotta find your balance and you'll be fine.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 1 March 2019 21:07

Welcome to adult life.

Gofuckyourself 24

Friday 1 March 2019 21:33

That honestly shouldn't be a surprise. University isn't easy, especially if you're working at the same time. You gotta find your balance and you'll be fine.

bloopaloop 27

Friday 1 March 2019 21:42

So that was what, 10 years ago?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 1 March 2019 22:29

Wait until you see what’s going to happen to your debt. You’ll wish your sleep cycle was ****** nearly as much!

ArbiterOfFML 24

Friday 1 March 2019 22:40

Mr Pencil, you sir. Earned my vote.

fde2blknimout 18

Saturday 2 March 2019 6:58

You should make up a good sleep cycle too

childlessmother 16

Saturday 2 March 2019 7:31

Try raising a family and working full time while going to college

jc1015 25

Saturday 2 March 2019 18:18

Yeah cause that’s totally why you’re there...to get ****** 🙄

littl3storm 29

Thursday 21 November 2019 1:04

same

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