Miscellaneous: Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 14:56 - United States

Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML

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By Just..why - 25/03/2019 14:00

Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML

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By Fluffy - 11/01/2012 12:51 - United States

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2013 17:28 - United States - Dell Rapids

Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML

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By Alex - 13/05/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

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By ouch - 25/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

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By Lily - 09/10/2018 17:30

Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML

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By I didn't let them down - 03/04/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my PE teacher was yelling at me because I got exhausted too quickly. As we neared the end of the exercise, he declared, "I will let y'all go early if [my name] doesn't give up halfway through this part." With all of the pressure on me, I forced myself to keep going. Then I promptly collapsed. FML

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The sweet sighs of disappointment

By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

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By anonymous - 23/04/2013 05:25 - United States

Today, I had a note to skip P.E. that my grandpa had written because my mom was busy. His handwriting is terrible, so they didn't believe that he'd written it. I'd twisted my ankle and I got to run another mile for "lying". FML

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Take the L

By slowrunner - 22/04/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML

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rg350dx 29

Wednesday 12 June 2013 18:44

The word "no" is appropriate and applicable in this situation.

fuckmylife518 15

Wednesday 12 June 2013 18:44

O.O What did you do to make him hate you so much??

Comments

spikekutter 9

Wednesday 12 June 2013 20:55

just tell him to f**** off.. if he sends you to detention because of it then in least your away from him and not have to run, if they call your parents stand up for yourself and leave the school.

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Wednesday 12 June 2013 20:58

Isn't the point of the mile to see how much physical progress you've made throughout the year? If anything you should be praised for not being dead last, since it sounds like its common for you ( if it isn't I apologize) I would say something to the principal if I were you.

imtooshy 18

Wednesday 12 June 2013 21:02

I'd definitely refuse the lap, probably just the the power hungry prick my middle finger and walk out.....it's not like he can actually make you do. Hate teachers like that.

imtooshy 18

Wednesday 12 June 2013 21:04

I'd definitely refuse the lap, probably just the the power hungry prick my middle finger and walk out.....it's not like he can actually make you do. Hate teachers like that.

brookieh 12

Wednesday 12 June 2013 21:05

sounds like something my 10th grade gym teacher would do. I coulnt jump rope backwards so he embarrassed me by making me try in front of the whole class until I reached 20 backwards jumps and every time I messed up I had to start over.. I hated that man

VasNormandy 14

Wednesday 12 June 2013 21:05

Don't put up with that shit. Go talk to someone higher up. You shouldn't be bullied like that by an adult.

JessicaZado 11

Wednesday 12 June 2013 21:21

Just don't do it. He has no proof you skipped a lap

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 12 June 2013 21:22

I picture an obese gym teacher making the students run till they vomit.

Kyle_Kawi27 7

Wednesday 12 June 2013 21:26

Atleast you made it, but you should consider the gym and to better your mile and or more.

jakeydudey 13

Wednesday 12 June 2013 21:51

Seriously? A mile? Cry much. Some bloody Africans run to school. Quit being a lazy ass!

thunderniron 22

Wednesday 12 June 2013 21:54

And another douche

jakeydudey 13

Wednesday 12 June 2013 23:01

Yes, caring for your own health is like being a douche. On the other hand, apparently being lazy and soon to suffer health problems is completely smart and intelligent. Get a grip people, time is ticking and you're body is rotting, I will say no more.