Miscellaneous: Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 14:56 - United States

Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML

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By Just..why - 25/03/2019 14:00

Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML

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By Fluffy - 11/01/2012 12:51 - United States

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2013 17:28 - United States - Dell Rapids

Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML

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By Alex - 13/05/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

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By ouch - 25/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

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By Lily - 09/10/2018 17:30

Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML

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By I didn't let them down - 03/04/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my PE teacher was yelling at me because I got exhausted too quickly. As we neared the end of the exercise, he declared, "I will let y'all go early if [my name] doesn't give up halfway through this part." With all of the pressure on me, I forced myself to keep going. Then I promptly collapsed. FML

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The sweet sighs of disappointment

By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

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By anonymous - 23/04/2013 05:25 - United States

Today, I had a note to skip P.E. that my grandpa had written because my mom was busy. His handwriting is terrible, so they didn't believe that he'd written it. I'd twisted my ankle and I got to run another mile for "lying". FML

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Take the L

By slowrunner - 22/04/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML

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rg350dx 29

Wednesday 12 June 2013 18:44

The word "no" is appropriate and applicable in this situation.

fuckmylife518 15

Wednesday 12 June 2013 18:44

O.O What did you do to make him hate you so much??

Comments

Jharrist89 12

Thursday 13 June 2013 7:41

He's clearly discriminating against you.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 13 June 2013 7:54

One lap doesn't require another mile...but good job for not finishing last...that should give the point of congrats from your gym teacher not an accusation...

SkyDog 9

Thursday 13 June 2013 8:48

Don't worry OP. More excersize and second to last will turn into first and you can shove that in your teachers face.

dracc 4

Thursday 13 June 2013 12:58

Stop being a fat slob and move your ass! It's only a mile, easily covered in less than 10 minutes!

Kavka 15

Tuesday 18 June 2019 7:25

Where does it say OP is fat?

stuntedat5000 4

Thursday 13 June 2013 13:23

Quite frankly I would have told him to go f**k himself

Plexia 9

Thursday 13 June 2013 14:38

Oh My God that's like three laps, suck it up and re run it. Maybe you won't come second to last next time.

Huddisher 10

Thursday 13 June 2013 16:09

It's sad that some of these people never heard of ASTHMA.

kyoyaotori 7

Friday 14 June 2013 10:54

I think it is sadder that OP either does not have it or is not prescribed for it. Otherwise, OP would have been able to opt out or at least have a better understanding with the P.E. teacher. That being said, OP, I have had a marathon runner and personal trainer as a P.E. teacher and he thought that running was the only form of exercise and, due to physical problems, was angry at me and tried to make me run with a broken tailbone that I earned in his class. My sincerest apologies that asshole P.E. teachers still exist, but you can make it through!