Love: Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend...

By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

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You deserved it 4 096

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Same thing different taste

By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

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You deserved it 3 871

By someonepleasehelpme - 18/07/2014 16:49 - United States - Centreville

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 820

You deserved it 5 910

Lying bastard

By dwellswithin - 20/07/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 485

You deserved it 4 549

Secrecy

By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 874

You deserved it 219

By Yousaidyouweremoving - 11/12/2016 16:23 - United States

Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 357

You deserved it 746

By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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You deserved it 4 248

By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 990

You deserved it 5 363

Alexa, play "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys

By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Levittown

Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 616

You deserved it 121

By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 20:35 - Netherlands

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

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You deserved it 5 553

By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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You deserved it 54 949

pieintheface 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 19:02

maybe that's his evil twin

Skroal_stomper 5

Tuesday 17 August 2010 19:01

guess he wasn't into you.

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kkbanks 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 19:25

YDI.....jk. umm break up with him!

kshizzlekt 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 19:31

biotchay

Xavi89 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 19:33

lol!!!! that's funny!

koolkat234 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 19:39

sucks

kshizzlekt 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 19:41

duhhkotuhh107 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 19:45

all thee FML's aree thee samee noww :/ gayyyyyy D:

just_nicole 1

Tuesday 17 August 2010 19:47

did yu smack him?!. I would have. -.-

gman94 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 19:52

so u have more than 1 boyfriend? *****

perdix 29

Tuesday 17 August 2010 20:02

Is his name Alejandro?

mona_is_here 10

Tuesday 17 August 2010 20:40

Hot like Mexico, rejoice

lshelby94 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 20:03

obviously he's stupid. who hides from a girl at the mall?! thts just a dumb decision. better off without him

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Same thing different taste

Lying bastard

Secrecy

Alexa, play "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys

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