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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 11:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

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By Bisounours - 22/07/2011 11:23 - France

Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML

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By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 06:57

Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML

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By Stormy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, where I loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy, and settled in to enjoy the movie. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML

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By nah - 11/06/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML

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By whoahshloann - 30/05/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

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By Chelsea - 20/07/2009 05:54 - United States

Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML

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By You're Not a Wizard - 30/06/2016 12:29

Today, I earned the nickname of "Harry Potter" for all the wrong reasons. I got locked in a storage cupboard for most of my shift, and couldn't get out. FML

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By cinemasaddo - 25/09/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML

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kxlovesyou 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 16:30

HOW COULD YOU FALL ASLEEP DURING HARRY POTTER???? thats unacceptable

emer_helena 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 16:30

If you wanted to see it that badly, you should have forced yourself to stay awake

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s_t_e_p_h 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 8:04

Aw shucks, that really sucks. At least you have the ticket that SAYS you were at the premiere. I bet you could make big bucks on eBay with that, or impress a lot of peers/friends/family members. No one has to know you slept through it, just catch it again later this week "because you loved it so much" and ride on people's coattails when you're asked about it for the time being. Better luck next premiere!!

tha_artist 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 10:07

Ydi for being a need

StealthStorm67 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 10:57

"Today, after falling asleep during a Harry Potter movie in which I queued up for four WHOLE hours in the rain, I realized I have nothing better to do than to wait for the premiere of a PG movie for hours on end. Also, that I care deeply enough about Harry Potter to deprive myself of sleep to see it FIRST. FML"

amazin67666 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 14:30

Harry Potter is god damn awesome, anyone who says it's nerdy is a tard whose never tried to read the books, or probably any other book because they're too busy sittin around on their fat tardish asses watchin MTV. Us Harry Potter people sit around on our very NON tardlish asses and read HARRY POTTER. bitch.

fatk 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 23:03

these guys are fools i went to the premiere and this is all wrong i queued from 11.30 on monday till 6.00 on tuesday(when the film started) there was nowhere to fall asleep and you couldnt actually watch the film p.s. i dont think they are even real harry potter fans they clearly arent true fans as the lie about something harry potter related in fact they remind me of people at the premiere who kept shouting ;he was their friend' which is like from the third film, silly peoplee anyhuuu WEASLEYY4EVAAA and sk rocksss

udumbidiot 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 23:48

this is a LIE. If you were actually waiting in the rain to see the premiere, then you didn't have a ticket, and you didn't get to see the film. however, i would have killed to be there, so just out of pure jealousy, YDI.

princesskitten 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 3:19

YDI for being freaking stupid enough to wait hours in the rain for a freaking movie. It's MOVIE. Damn, what the hell is wrong with you people.

lapetitesinge 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 3:55

...And now I'm going to have nightmares about doing that. Literally. FML too.

Sylvia_Plath 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 4:30

That's not even possible unless you are in the Harry Potter movies, are in some other way related to the Harry Potter franchise, or are simply famous since the Harry Potter premiere that took place yesterday was the England premiere of the movie for the aforementioned people. If you are and fell asleep in the movie, shame on you for that. If you are not then you are a liar since the movie does not premiere in the United Kingdom until July 15, which happens to be a week from today.