Transportation: Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark...

By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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You deserved it 54 810

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 177

You deserved it 97 150

By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 545

You deserved it 100 518

By Savy - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 115

You deserved it 912

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By River - 26/02/2009 16:17 - United States

Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 236

You deserved it 56 146

By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 817

You deserved it 8 901

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2021 17:01 - New Zealand

Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 249

You deserved it 1 025

By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 812

You deserved it 197

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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You deserved it 25 507

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By sexychica - 21/07/2009 17:45 - United States

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 460

You deserved it 6 348

By queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 876

You deserved it 30 697

HanMan 0

Monday 1 June 2009 12:06

Why didnt the cop have his lights on..?

ravinderkaler 0

Monday 1 June 2009 12:06

you need to think things through. "oh my God hes gonna kill me by slowly edging closer to me!"

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125wrestler 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:10

Haha three tickets for you 1.)for the tail light 2.)for going through a red 3.)for being a dumbass

ctillman972 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:56

Hope you got a ticket to teach you to never run a light in less like your going to the ER

krupster 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:57

Ha ha dumbass.

AdamGD 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:31

I can understand. You just didn't want to be hit while waiting at a pointless light. But your life isn't ****** either so i won't vote.

lifefromabove 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:09

Are you a ******* idoit or something?

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 22:39

Patience will make your life easier.

xxindigobluexx 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 5:24

uh, #13? go get yourself some mental help, you are a seriously disturbed individual. OP, calm down..no need to be so jumpy.

joey927 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 8:25

stupid ass

haylieakers13 0

Friday 10 June 2011 7:45

nice one. lmao

tashhshere 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 5:12

You couldn't wait for a few ******* mins and couldn't tell it was a cop?? Ydi

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