Love: Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she...

By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2015 07:19 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said "But seriously... no." FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By what did I do? - 15/10/2015 19:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

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By youmakemesick - 12/11/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 4 years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me and then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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davemojo 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:09

congratulations ur goin to marry abird

lovelydarlings 6

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:08

She was just slap happy!

Comments

xxchampionxx 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 8:16

that's what u get for marrying a bimbo

edwardRookwood 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 8:17

I disagree she's more of a filthy goblin canary

MikkiFrezz 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 8:17

...she's a keeper

aerogxt 7

Sunday 17 July 2011 8:34

Sounds like something my sweetheart would do lol. that's cute though. at least she was excited! congrats btw!

The_Voytek_Bear 14

Sunday 17 July 2011 8:38

and that is what you told the police...

Lulblast 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 8:46

Control yourself, woman!

sk8erd 15

Sunday 17 July 2011 8:57

Did she say yes?

emodude44 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:16

So... are you dating a 6 year old? A girl with autism/downs syndrome? (and I take my hat off to you if you are) Does she have a really strong backhand? Is she part bird? Help me explain this story.