Miscellaneous: Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking...

By Anonymous - 11/06/2016 14:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML

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By onthemarket - 08/09/2010 19:46 - United States

Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2018 19:00

Today, I proposed to my boyfriend of 13 years. He broke up with me because "Chicks can't propose, that's gay!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 15:31 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 00:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

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Tripartita 44

Sunday 12 June 2016 7:29

If all that's required to take away someone's manhood is a proposal, is it really worth having in the first place? Nothing says "I'm secure in my masculinity" like pouting after a woman expresses her desire to spend the rest of her life with you.

Pokefinch27 17

Sunday 12 June 2016 7:23

Congratulations though!

Comments

fannyadams 3

Monday 13 June 2016 5:57

He's sulking because he doesn't want to marry you, and probably wants out of the relationship, but is too much of a wuss to get out of it. You put him on the spot by asking him, and he was too cowardly to say 'no.' That's why he's angry. If he loved you he wouldn't wait 7 years to ask anyway.

BrotherPhil 35

Monday 13 June 2016 7:36

OP's boyfriend needs to get over it. My wife didn't so much propose as tell me that we were getting married.

manuwish 9

Monday 13 June 2016 14:03

he accepted your proposal ;) try to be happy op

Saercia 6

Monday 13 June 2016 14:25

OP, are you sure you want to marry a pouty little child? It's 2016, not 1955. If he didn't want to marry you, he could have said no. If he does want to marry you, then he's being a whiny little ass for no reason.

cornyrob 33

Monday 13 June 2016 15:27

Hint fast, hint hard, and hint often!

Wonthebread 20

Monday 13 June 2016 15:41

I love you.

Jinamisu 4

Monday 20 June 2016 6:55

Definitely get rid of him. that guy sounds like hes pretty sexist. My Fiance and i both proposed to each other at separate times because we both wanted to. :)

ForgotAboutDre 9

Thursday 23 June 2016 10:29

This reminds me of that one episode of Friends when Phoebe wanted to propose to Mike after his failed proposal and she had to do it thrice, and some guy made fun of Mike because he wasn't man enough to propose to her himself.