Intimacy: Today, I played a game with my boyfriend. The point of the game...

By Were do we go... - 15/04/2012 04:24 - United States

Today, I played a game with my boyfriend. The point of the game is to write down everything you like about someone. I put down at least ten things for him. He had one thing down for me: my boobs. FML

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Same thing different taste

By failhusband - 10/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The first activity was to write down some things your partner does that bothers you. I made a very long list, then my wife and I swapped papers. She'd written, "nothing, I love everything about you." She read my list and began tearing up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML

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Beautiful

By Anonymous - 10/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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Hilariously sexy

By Laceylace - 22/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By Maxie-Nathanial - 23/05/2010 09:10 - United States

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full skit where "Maxie" killed "Nathanial." FML

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By lucy - 03/03/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me what I enjoyed most about the weekend we'd spent together. I mention in detail a certain move he had pulled when we made love. When asked what he enjoyed most, he replies "putting my fish tank together". FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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Sunday 15 April 2012 11:56

It sounds like he may have been a little distracted during this game.

jtthegr8 26

Sunday 15 April 2012 11:55

At least now you know why he's with you :( Sorry op

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xlLuCkYChArMIx 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 20:51

Just tell him uve been thinking about getting a reduction n see what he says. Maybe then ull finally see how much he really does care..or doesn't.

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:28

Say "you only like my boobs? What about my ass? Let me show it to you" and walk out Yes, I know, another "break up" comment, but unless it's a joke - and I don't think it would be on here if it were - he really is only with her for her body and doesn't care about her therefore not a worthwhile boyfriend

Bobissmall 13

Sunday 15 April 2012 23:08

Could be a joke, they instantly get over it, and then write the FML together, or OP isn't really that offended, until later she realizes, hey, that would make a good FML.

l3rett 1

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:35

That could technically be two things he likes about you

Namenlos_fml 20

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:41

Romance for men is hard enough without fabricating a game that instantly demands it.

11jaydajanssen11 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 22:44

Time to say goodbye to him.

zach8771 3

Sunday 15 April 2012 22:55

Isn't that 2?

Dyehard 9

Sunday 15 April 2012 23:18

Thats the breast answer ever!

bogart20 13

Sunday 15 April 2012 23:45

Maybe he disnt kno ur supposed to put more then one thing. Atleast he was honest though, I mean who doesn't like boobs?!

hellonyancat 6

Monday 16 April 2012 0:10

That doesn't sound like a game. That sounds like someone fishing for compliments. Maybe your boyfriend wasn't taking at as seriously as you and put down a joke answer. It's only a game though so don't worry.