By 21yearoldvirgin - 01/05/2009 09:46 - United States

Today, I paid 11 dollars to see the new Wolverine movie. I arrived an hour early and waited patiently for the movie to start. 3 minutes before it began, a drunk guy stumbled in and took the last empty seat in the theater... next to me. He talked to me the whole movie. FML
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21yearoldvirgin 0

Just to clarify/answer all the questions, I did go with friends, I was on the end of the line of friends. And I was one of the last to show up, people got there 2 hours early. And I do live in CA. Movies are expensive. Like others said though, I don't think it ruined my life, it was just an unlucky occurrence. And yes he did smell lol. And not that it matters, but I'm a girl. And a wimp. ;)

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_lanaaa 0

Who arrives an hour early to see a movie these days?

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collegegrad2009 0

Should have taken a friend to fill the seat next to you. If you need sympathy find a dictionary it is somewhere between shit and syphilis.

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Demon_Squirtle 0

Wait... Your life is ****** because someone is talking during a movie? Ok let's see what we've got here: 1) Wedding ruined because the groom slept in 2) An adopted child finally meeting their real parents who end up not caring 3) Talking during a movie I gotta tell you folks, this entry sure ranks up with the classics... I mean if you're life is ****** because someone talked during a movie, what's next? FML for having a stubbed toe? FML because you're out of butter?

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thelorax 0

the theater employees would have kicked him out, or given you a voucher if you had complained after

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mj2123 0

Ok, this sucks, but if you complain to a manager, you should have been able to 1. get the drunk guy removed, and 2. get a free ticket to see the movie another time.

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BatgirlZKE 5

#23 We've def had some of those. How about the dumbass who wanted his cereal hot so he heated up the spoon? And then put the HOT METAL SPOON in his mouth?

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Demon_Squirtle 0

#26 I remember that. I remember losing faith in humanity over said dumbass. Common sense anyone?

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deaditegirl 0

Why wouldn't you have talked to a manager or usher to deal with him? YDI for that.

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B00_fml 0

You can get a refund if you get up and walk out. Or you could have gone to get an usher and told him someone was ruining the product YOU paid for. Loser.

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nomo_fml 0

And that's why I don't pay to see movies in theaters anymore. Netflix for the win.

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Anonymous14_fml 0

#11, Im wondering how long you have been waiting to use the quote: "If you need sympathy look in the dictionary....." I mean really..

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_Requi3m 0

YDI. Get up and tell the manager or something.

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