Miscellaneous: Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law.... - FML

By firethorn - 20/06/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML

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By Florida_1827 - 28/01/2011 10:54 - United States

Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

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By Disturbed son - 16/09/2018 01:30

Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML

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By I keep failing it all - 02/06/2013 19:45 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, my dad found the Father's Day present that I spent at least ten hours preparing and decorating. I'd expected him to be extremely happy about this lovely gift. His only reaction was to ask if he could exchange it for something else. FML

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By sadSarah - 01/05/2014 09:59 - United States - New York

Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML

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By SAM - 05/08/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 23:35 - United States - Wichita

Today, I had a look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML

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By Amazon Ruined My Life - 28/12/2018 14:00

Today, my mother opened her birthday gift in front of my entire family. Two days ago, I ordered an essential oil diffuser and flesh light from Amazon. Guess which one she got? FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By bad blood, no shit - 03/12/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, my husband and I went to my overbearing mom's 57th birthday party. He opened his gift in front of her and said smugly, "The makeup's for your face, and the prayer book's for the fat rolls." Any hope of family peace is now lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML

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Ruff_fml 3

Monday 20 June 2011 12:04

She sounds lovely. Flip her off for me will you?

CRrawsum 7

Monday 20 June 2011 12:02

Atleast she got you something...

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itswhateveridk 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:52

haha what that's funny

stoneywoney 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 6:38

I did that for my dads birthday....is it that bad?

mariannmusic 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 13:14

It's the thought that counts?

rox_in_my_sox 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:37

no matter what, my in laws always drive me up the wall...mother in law especially.

jmac82 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:42

um, douchebag, think what's wrong with this sentence: "I was opening my FATHER'S day present from my MOTHER-in law". Are you her dad? um, no. So why is she sending you presents for fathet's day. YDI for being a massive loser by association

AlecGonzales 0

Friday 24 June 2011 7:22

Wow, get sand in their today?

pineapplecrispii 0

Friday 24 June 2011 8:46

isnt it spelled glamour?

anniepie17 1

Saturday 25 June 2011 17:39

someone's got a crush on u :P

iMandyx3 5

Sunday 26 June 2011 4:24

COUGAR

emmey1234 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 7:21

hey you can't blame her for wanting her picture staring at you every minuet of the day. toy should over do yourself and blow up a picture of it to using over Ur mantle. shel really like that!

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