Animals: Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room....

By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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Jimminee 3

Monday 16 May 2011 12:07

you must have an extremely large nostril.

max_wilder 9

Monday 16 May 2011 12:07

why would you want a closer look?

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Blueglasscup 18

Monday 16 May 2011 12:16

"Extremely large bug" "Flew into my nostril" Wow OP how big are your nostrils?

HeavyMetalViking 0

Monday 16 May 2011 15:35

It was THIS big! *does a fisherman impression*

bubblekitty 1

Monday 16 May 2011 12:19

even bugs are smart! wow you learn something everyday

alyslove 5

Tuesday 17 May 2011 9:11

I love hello kitty!!!!!!

ItWasAllWorthIt 0

Monday 16 May 2011 12:24

I always think they're faking dead so I make damn well SURE it's the truth.

coolkid_matt 11

Monday 16 May 2011 12:25

ewww :

hockeyrocks39 0

Monday 16 May 2011 12:29

It's going to lay eggs now in it's new home it built in your gigantic nostril.

kaylinmarie 0

Monday 16 May 2011 13:17

lol nice

littlericht 2

Friday 18 November 2011 1:53

Bogie bugs!!!!

stayawakee 0

Monday 16 May 2011 12:30

You deserve it for wanting to get a closer look. Get over your stupid pride and flush it.

jklol11 0

Monday 16 May 2011 12:34

why would you want to look closer?? it's a nasty bug, get over it!

ghjgghj 6

Monday 16 May 2011 12:37

the bug got a closer look at your nostril.

iRCassxD 0

Monday 16 May 2011 12:40

Smart.

indistructo 3

Monday 16 May 2011 12:43

the bug's gonna take over OP's body :O

MRobvious750 0

Monday 16 May 2011 12:53

23- will he turn into a bug super hero? Or maybe OP would be a super villain, who knows?

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