Health: Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML - FML

By Vxale - 29/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By Novocain - 20/04/2009 05:20 - Australia

Today, I went to my new dentist and before he started looking at my teeth, I told him my previous dentist had never found a single thing wrong with my teeth. After looking around, he chuckled humourlessly and called my last dentist idiotic. I now have a $580 bill and a root canal next week. FML

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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2016 17:02 - United States - Brunswick

Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML

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By bdogge99 - 02/04/2012 05:59 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was at the dentist. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML

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By Hatim - 04/04/2023 08:00 - United Arab Emirates - Sharjah

Today, I had an appointment with my dentist to check for cavities. He told me that most of my teeth have cavities, and that I may need a root canal. In fact, I ended up actually getting a painful root canal. FML

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By black and yellow - 21/01/2013 06:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

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By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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iTz_Yuo 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 22:54

doesn't mean anything. He could still be skilled

PremierWu1 7

Thursday 29 September 2011 22:54

Irony at its finest

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A100893 30

Thursday 29 September 2011 23:37

If it makes you that uncomfortable, find another new dentist.

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 29 September 2011 23:44

You walk into a barber shop. One has fantastic hair, the other looks like ass. Who do you choose to cut your hair? You should choose the bad hair barber because they cut each other's hair. Same with dentists. He could be great but he cant work on his own teeth. Stay FAR away from his dentist though.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 29 September 2011 23:53

He can't brush his own teeth? He can't floss?

McMan 23

Thursday 29 September 2011 23:57

Professor Layton?

perdix 29

Thursday 29 September 2011 23:46

Big deal. Most psychiatrists are crazier than most of us will ever be.

CodingSquirrel 3

Friday 30 September 2011 0:34

Agreed. My father, who was a psychologist, regularly went to therapy himself.

wriptidez 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 23:56

find a diff one

ColorfulSmiles 7

Friday 30 September 2011 0:00

Just because his teeth are bad doesn't mean he's not a good dentist. Maybe because he knows his teeth are bad, he got inspired and wants to help other people and prevent their teeth looking like his.

HomeAl0ne 20

Friday 30 September 2011 0:14

You two should totally hang out together then, you'll look so much better by comparison. Ask if they have a few stupid, fat, ugly friends that can come along too.

kablooey_01 3

Friday 30 September 2011 0:25

maybe he can't afford himself

zinjiitsdanaa 3

Friday 30 September 2011 0:28

Time for a new dentist.

missy232 0

Friday 30 September 2011 0:59

It's always seems to happen that way, eh?

krez 20

Friday 30 September 2011 1:08

My orthodontist had a lazy eye which concerned me when I got braces in 6th grade.

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