Health: Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML

By Vxale - 29/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By Novocain - 20/04/2009 05:20 - Australia

Today, I went to my new dentist and before he started looking at my teeth, I told him my previous dentist had never found a single thing wrong with my teeth. After looking around, he chuckled humourlessly and called my last dentist idiotic. I now have a $580 bill and a root canal next week. FML

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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2016 17:02 - United States - Brunswick

Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML

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By bdogge99 - 02/04/2012 05:59 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was at the dentist. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML

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Strike while the iron is hot

By Hatim - 04/04/2023 08:00 - United Arab Emirates - Sharjah

Today, I had an appointment with my dentist to check for cavities. He told me that most of my teeth have cavities, and that I may need a root canal. In fact, I ended up actually getting a painful root canal. FML

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By black and yellow - 21/01/2013 06:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

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By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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iTz_Yuo 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 22:54

doesn't mean anything. He could still be skilled

PremierWu1 7

Thursday 29 September 2011 22:54

Irony at its finest

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ZeroIce 12

Monday 3 October 2011 5:00

thats my ortho place...

ZeroIce 12

Monday 3 October 2011 5:00

thats my ortho place...

zoezola 0

Monday 3 October 2011 5:56

you must be brittish

tuyetnhung95 3

Monday 3 October 2011 10:46

Go 2 a different dentist :)

Sarojin 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 22:37

that says more about his dentist than him. haha

C0N71NG3NCY 6

Thursday 6 October 2011 4:49

Doctor, heal thyself.

chocolate_teapot 12

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:04

Just avoid the guy he goes to :)

finished 10

Tuesday 17 January 2012 19:38

Well he might not be a able to look at his own teeth properly ... So that means that he has a crappy dentist so maybe hes a pretty good dentist.?

krr10 5

Thursday 15 March 2012 4:31

It is incredibly difficult to work on your own teeth. He could not have possibly screwed his own teeth up because of poor practice.

rivaraven 35

Tuesday 4 September 2012 8:48

He can't fix his own teeth, that means that he doesn't have a good dentist. -.-

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