Love: Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being...

By longtriphome - 15/07/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

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By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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By William Johnson - 26/12/2013 23:57 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML

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By saywhat - 26/01/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

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By Fack. - 19/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2012 15:45 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 02:35 - Brazil

Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML

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By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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By Leftattheairport - 09/02/2019 18:00

Today, I went to pick up my long distance boyfriend at the airport. It has been over six months since I last saw him and four days since I last heard from him. He never showed up. FML

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 10:25 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML

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Godfreyy 2

Friday 15 July 2011 9:06

did she meet one in the middle on the way down aswell?

Complaining 13

Friday 15 July 2011 9:05

Time to break the relationship.

Comments

kianana 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 5:43

And your surprised ....?

supermaverick123 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 11:05

She did, at least, go 900 miles just to see you. lol. sorry. 2 years? Never seeing each other? Did you think she was just going home everyday and staring at a picture of you. 900 miles apart? I can't believe you thought she was yours. 2 years? I can barely wait long enough for the light to turn green.

golliboy 6

Sunday 18 September 2011 6:05

wow u have got to dump her sorry ass and take back ur gifts to her after making her feel like shit

donnie111 12

Saturday 8 October 2011 16:52

NEVER go for long distance relationships.. There stupid...

NijiNoKo 14

Friday 3 May 2013 16:14

So says the person who doesn't know that it's supposed to be "they're" :)

Megan98 18

Wednesday 25 July 2012 19:58

You should've told her that your girlfriend couldn't make it.

Dilwann 27

Friday 18 January 2013 20:34

The problem is not that they didn't see each other for 2 years (which is just sad), it's not even that she has a short distance boyfriend... the real issue is: why the hell did you have a 'relationship' without even meeting before? I'd known my long distance bf for almost a year before we got 'together'. And the reason I say 'together' is because we didn't want to have a relationship without meeting and seeing if we were compatible IRL. Turns out we are, but still... Meet first!