By daniel55 - 18/02/2013 00:11 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML
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theboy13 13

Same thing I've done to my sisters bf's...

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BellaBelle_fml 23

You are a good brother then. My own brother was the same way. He usually let me fight my own battles, because I may be a natural blonde, but I'm a spitfire redhead in my heart. But if ever I needed my big brother to stand up for me when I couldn't do it all by myself, he was always right there in front of me and making sure that whatever guy was giving me problems knew that he will, and is more than capable, will inflict pain and that his behavior would not be tolerated. Props to brothers, older and younger alike, who protect their sisters :)

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lainzilla 14

FYL if you're an asshole, otherwise I don't see the problem.

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Quasar55_fml 18

Being threatened by a guy you don't even know when you meet him for the first time, that's a problem

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NickKuiper 8

This man shall be my role model if I am blessed with a daughter of my own in years to come.

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Sputnikspak 13

That sounds scary as hell. Hopefully, he's just being the typical intimidating Dad. My brother can dislocate your fingers with a handshake, so maybe you got off easy. :P

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kikimonole 13

Sounds like a pretty amazing dad. :3 So... Um... Yeah. >> Don't hurt his daughter.

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

This reminds me of a song by Maroon 5...

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Alycat6363 15

Sounds like something my dad would do.

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