By Embarrassed - 06/12/2018 03:00

Spicy
Today, I managed to give myself a blowjob and it was great. The only problem is that I got stuck between the wall and my bed while I was doing it. I had to call for help and my whole family came to see what was wrong. They all knew what I was doing. FML
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Phillycheeze 20

Well look on the bright side. At least they didn't find you with your head up your ass..

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Chewy1 18

Reach for the stars , not your own ankles.

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Felice Godin 19

um why on earth you giving yourself a ******* when their million of pple out their i sure one would been gladly to give you one instead

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