Love: Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle;... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 697

You deserved it 69 494

Mother's Day: Sweets and Bummers
Between disastrous breakfasts in bed and unusual gifts, Mother's Day is an inexhaustible source of laughter. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Forever Alone x2 - 07/01/2012 19:47 - United States

Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 055

You deserved it 4 082

I want the best for you

By Anonymous - 16/05/2021 01:59 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I found that the only two people I've ever been in love with fell in love with one another. FML

I agree, your life sucks 929

You deserved it 88

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 963

You deserved it 5 183

Mix up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 806

You deserved it 130

By Bridget - 11/05/2013 04:01 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 261

You deserved it 5 737

By Anonymous - 02/04/2017 14:00

Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 418

You deserved it 295

Bizarre Love Triangle

By SalemSyfer - 25/01/2021 10:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 793

You deserved it 145

Triangle

By Anonymous - 05/02/2024 09:00 - France - Paris

Today, after I started dating a guy and a girl simultaneously to keep my options open, they turned out to be siblings. FML

I agree, your life sucks 163

You deserved it 980

Broken dreams

By Anonymous - 09/06/2021 02:01 - Luxembourg - Luxembourg

Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 799

You deserved it 402

By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 267

You deserved it 24 135

Next

Top comments

ErbodyLuvsDaLulz 4

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:24

YDI for having two girlfriends.

tacobird123 7

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:26

Why cheat in the first place you scum?

Comments

HBubble 3

Sunday 13 February 2011 11:26

You lucky bastard

paleontology 2

Sunday 13 February 2011 11:26

Does anyone else feel the need to post a comment with the word "threesome" in it and congratulate the OP on how "lucky" he is, despite 80% of the comments in this fml having already mentioned your GENIUS idea? Yes?

ktdad07 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 11:48

Yeah, because all of boners' posts are completely serious. Calm the **** down.

blgjohnnyy 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 12:12

take advantage of the situation man!!

Yousuck24 21

Sunday 13 February 2011 12:18

3 some time!

davek 36

Sunday 13 February 2011 12:43

Threesome! Also I like milk seven.

KirkaLiscious 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 12:58

cool

LilaBear 1

Sunday 13 February 2011 13:56

as opposed to a false love triangle?

meteor_stream 9

Sunday 13 February 2011 13:57

Don't worry OP, they will also join their powers as they come to murder you at night. Your love triangle situation won't last for long.

BradenLock 4

Sunday 13 February 2011 14:04

*****

8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15

Keywords

Work Embarrassing Social Media Facebook Intimacy Sex Virginity School Health Painful Tinder Awkward Dating Love Skincare Anxiety Relatable Sextoys Poopoo peepee Kids Art Birthday Covid Relationship advice Transportation Cars Gross Family Neighbours Lonely

The Top

Today, I needed emergency work on my house, so I’ve been taking wine, beer, and chocolates to my neighbours as an apology for the noise and dust. Later, one of the husbands came round and punched me for showing him up, because he hasn’t given his wife chocolates in years, so she’s mad at him and he blames me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 536

You deserved it 92

Today, I had an awful day and angrily threw a glass at the wall. Needless to say, I didn't feel like cleaning it up, and I took a nap, intending to do it later. I thought I would remember the bits of glass everywhere when I woke up. I didn't, but my feet soon did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 580

You deserved it 66 653

The Top

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 790

You deserved it 7 568

Today, I was talking to a guy on the phone. I told him I'd be right back. I thought I'd put him on mute. Turns out he heard everything as I took the biggest dump I've ever taken. We haven't talked since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 626

You deserved it 44 296

Today, my ex dropped our son off at the same time as I was having my women's support group. I've spent months telling them what a manipulative bastard he is, yet within minutes he had them so enthralled, I somehow became the bitch ex-wife, over-exaggerating about him because I'm bitter, and should "be nicer" to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 123

You deserved it 272

Today, my girlfriend took me to see my favorite band live. Afterwards, we were lucky enough to run into the lead guitarist, who promptly asked her if she'd like to go back to his hotel room. She accepted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 055

You deserved it 213

Today, I began writing thank-you cards for the gifts I got for my 21st birthday. To one set of grandparents, I wrote, "Thank you for the dancing chicken toy," and to the others I wrote, "Thank you for the $10 check." Those were the only gifts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 780

You deserved it 255

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 085

You deserved it 78