Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's...

By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 06:10 - United States - Rochester

Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML

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Today, at age 31, I was about to finally lose my virginity. As we tumbled onto the bed, an excruciating pain shot through my stomach. It turned out to be a hernia, and no, I didn't get laid in the end. FML

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cocainewhore 30

Saturday 4 January 2014 18:55

But why in your step sisters room and not your own? Although the rug burn sounds painful.

Welshite 39

Saturday 4 January 2014 18:56

My first thought: why your step-sister's room for your first time?

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 4 January 2014 20:01

Was the bed taken?

kellyem2 20

Saturday 4 January 2014 20:07

I know it seems weird your first time, but definitely speak up next time if you're getting hurt. You can always suggest something you would like better instead of being negative if you don't want to kill the mood.

vip3r20 8

Saturday 4 January 2014 20:08

No one has taken into account that this could have been a guy yet. I mean c'mon, rug burn on the face? Must've been goon through the back door then lmao

JeWbOy101 11

Saturday 4 January 2014 20:48

Your right.. I never heard of why a girl and a guy may be having sex with her face the other way and bent over... Hmm maybe that song refers to it.... Oh wait isn't it called something like.. Doggy-style ..

Tessa_11 19

Saturday 4 January 2014 20:19

Why would you do it in your step sister's room and not your own??

stardustjunkie 12

Saturday 4 January 2014 20:22

I'm trying to imagine a legitimate scenario that would lead you in to your step sisters room to have sex. Surely your own bedroom wasn't that much further away?