Ever heard of an alarm clock? Yes, the roommate issue sucks, so FYL for that, but YDI (being late), for not having an alarm clock too..

Still your fault

Your roommate has some serious anger control issues. Break her phone.

she breaks my phone she sleeps outside the goddamn apartment. with her stuff.

Yet you slept knowing it didn't work? Responsibility?

It's called... going out and buying a cheap alarm clock to use as a temporary replacement...or borrowing one from someone. Your fault you were late.

Your roomate's a bitch.

I love the illustration of this one. Also why all the hate towards using your phone as a alarm clock? I use mine for that too & it works wonders. The roommate could've easily broken OP's alarm clock AND phone. So... Please chill out people.

imagine playing monopoly with her

It really stinks that society nowadays rely so much on their cellphones! Alarm clock!!