By jamboooy - 18/03/2012 06:01 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, I locked myself out of the house. After hours of ringing the doorbell and calling my roommate, I decided to break the window. When I finally got in, my roommate was waiting with a can of pepper spray. FML
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deviable 9

Look on the bright side, now you can guilt trip your room mate into doing stuff for you.

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harrison918 5

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DrNuggetcase 3

Hey lets not just to conclusions like that. Maybe OP's roommate is just really bad at practical jokes.

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yahoowizard 16

Has his pepper spray on him, but not his phone x.x

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jellyD 1

Did you suckerpunch him? He deserved it!

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Epichearts 2

What if they dont have a cell phone...or their sick so they cant yell..

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firefighterjohn 9

songs like something from the early 90s with no cell phones. lol

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tennisrapper1 14

This is you're roommates excuse in saying that he actually hates you. :P I'm saying this because what type of roommate would actually do this if they didn't?

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moophie 2

Erm you're room mate might need to look into some form of education? May I recommend schooling? Thy always helps people become brighter in life.

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wlddog 14

Even schools can't teach some people.

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DocBastard 38

You obviously didn't notice the tie around the door handle. That was his signal that he was in the middle of a wild threesome, and you dare interrupt that with your whiny "Let me iiiiiin!!" bullshit?? How rude.

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crazyblackchick 0

Your comment made me think of OP as a cat. Cat: Let me iiiiinnnnnn!!!! *gets let in* Cat: Let me ouuuuutttttt!!!!

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Yarrachel 16

He said he did call the roommmate. The roommate didn't answer.

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Maddidaddi 0

You need to find a new roommate.

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