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By DaggerHole - 06/03/2014 14:54 - Australia

Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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Unpleasant, but clean

By deathparty352 - 12/10/2019 04:00

Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 10:35 - Philippines

Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML

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By Beardedlady - 27/09/2018 23:00 - United States - Madison

Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2017 12:00 - United States

Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 17:44 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML

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It's fine, I'll walk

By assholedad - 11/02/2015 21:00 - United States

Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML

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By jessie - 15/05/2021 04:00

Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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Welshite 39

Thursday 6 March 2014 17:59

Should have chosen "truth". On the other hand, I'm sure you have a sexy five o'clock shadow now. Too bad it's where the sun don't shine.

metallica_wins 20

Thursday 6 March 2014 17:59

Wax, definitely should've waxed.

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A_Perfect_Circle 12

Thursday 6 March 2014 21:16

Try not to clench!

squarecircles 13

Thursday 6 March 2014 21:22

Now u can sandpaper things with your butt.

blueoctober18 4

Thursday 6 March 2014 21:27

That's the worst feeling in the world

the0ddest0ne 5

Thursday 6 March 2014 21:28

And this is why, sometimes, we have to choose "truth." I'm sure you took someone's advice from the comments and you got it under control but, lesson learned? Don't play Truth or Dare with those guys again, I'd guess. Or maybe it's baby powder has its uses.

MikeyScene420 17

Thursday 6 March 2014 21:29

I shave mine every 2 weeks. Nbd

gabagabaheyu 10

Thursday 6 March 2014 21:33

i laughed and i laughed hard

brandoneyez1 25

Thursday 6 March 2014 21:34

Why did you shave your ass? Any girl would have told you to wax.

bertyogurt 7

Thursday 6 March 2014 22:23

Moral of the story: Pick truth and lie.

peacefully84 19

Thursday 6 March 2014 22:55

Just hope you don't get an ingrown hair/boil from the experience. Then you'll REALLY know the worst part of shaving your ass.

Sniper_Chick4110 20

Thursday 6 March 2014 22:57

The gift that keeps on giving.

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