By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML
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caden_bro 9

Your BF seems a little emotional. And ridiculous. Just try to talk some sense into him.

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JMichael 25

Apparently your boyfriend has never raised a dog before. Have you tried explaining to him that accidents happen?

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Ambient25 24

I wish I could train my dog to shit on command...

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frankiero 17

Sorry, OP. Your boyfriend sounds kinda shitty.

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TCRII 29

Dogs, even puppies, are very intuitive about the people they meet. Pay attention to how other animals act around your boyfriend.

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awilliams44 9

Can u train a dog to do that.? XD I wish

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Cassowary_lover 14

He was just upset because he wanted some pussy on his lap instead.

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skyeyez9 24

Maybe I am reaching too far with my assumption, but I wouldn't trust him alone with your puppy. If he is daft enough to think the dog was trained to shit on command, he may try to hurt your pup out of spite when you aren't looking. Your puppy will love you 100% till his dying breath. Protect your little four legged buddy.

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EvilLittleMan 23

Common sense is something OP's boyfriend is obviously lacking. Simply said, he's a moron.

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Kateyez_26 13

Tell him shit happens and that it was an accident. Now if he gets shit on every time he sits on his lap then maybe it's the dogs way of saying to get a new boyfriend

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AngryD 9

your puppy is doing you a favor and helping you get rid of that idiot

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