Miscellaneous: Today, I hugged my dad. Since I don't hug him very much, he was...

By teentee401 - 07/07/2014 17:04 - United States - Canonsburg

Today, I hugged my dad. Since I don't hug him very much, he was confused. When I pulled away from him, smiling, he slapped me, saying the smiling and the hug made it look like I was "up to something." FML

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teentee401 36

Tuesday 8 July 2014 2:57

Nope, I'm pretty sure that isn't it since I'm a girl.

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laurenlovesjb 20

Monday 7 July 2014 23:20

Well now we know why you don't hug your dad very often...

awesomeamandas 37

Monday 7 July 2014 23:24

"why are you squeezing me with your body?"

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TogeBara 12

Tuesday 8 July 2014 2:25

I feel like you deserve it for not being more kind to your father.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Tuesday 8 July 2014 14:43

They deserve a slap for... not hugging more often? You're a very reasonable person, I must say.

aimzskee 30

Tuesday 8 July 2014 2:32

Sorry to hear that op

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Tuesday 8 July 2014 2:44

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teentee401 36

Tuesday 8 July 2014 2:57

Nope, I'm pretty sure that isn't it since I'm a girl.

ArashiGirl 13

Tuesday 8 July 2014 5:45

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AllStache 11

Tuesday 8 July 2014 7:25

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ArashiGirl 13

Tuesday 8 July 2014 7:37

So it's normal to slap your kid for hugging you?

samuelbeathard 15

Tuesday 8 July 2014 8:52

#77, I'm sure her father didn't hurt or intend to hurt her. It sounds like more of a playful knock on the side of the head.

MrConcise 34

Tuesday 8 July 2014 16:34

We were just kidding around, officer! *glances nervously at father*

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Wednesday 9 July 2014 6:39

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brendejafulable 41

Friday 11 July 2014 7:42

Pow! right in the kisser.

Federgirl 19

Saturday 12 July 2014 1:48

No matter what happened, your dad loves you. My parents never showed affection towards me but I know my dad loves me. We're pretty close now.

Nyarlothatep 12

Tuesday 8 July 2014 2:53

My dad almost has the same reaction, but more of a, "what did you do now?" look on his face and less slapping..

TheStoryOfWazza 9

Tuesday 8 July 2014 3:39

Were you up to something?

ImBetterInPerson 11

Tuesday 8 July 2014 4:07

Your dads a dick

godcomplexkid 7

Tuesday 8 July 2014 4:38

Where are you?

Loboman 6

Tuesday 8 July 2014 4:48

So... What were you up to?

crankdeer 3

Tuesday 8 July 2014 4:49

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vlalam 24

Tuesday 8 July 2014 5:21

lol

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