Today, I hinted to my tinder match that I wanted to bang, after...

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By "Tenshihime" - 01/12/2017 08:06

Today, I hinted to my tinder match that I wanted to bang, after having a couple of dates. He told me he wanted to take things slowly, and told me he wanted a handjob. FML.

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Akitakat 31

Sunday 3 December 2017 12:48

I’d tell him to let me know how that works out for him... or not. Either way, just leave you out of it!

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Akitakat 31

Sunday 3 December 2017 12:48

I’d tell him to let me know how that works out for him... or not. Either way, just leave you out of it!

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