Miscellaneous: Today, I heard water dripping at the back of our house. I went... - FML

By Wilhelm - 26/04/2016 14:47 - Philippines - Makati

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Today, I heard water dripping at the back of our house. I went to investigate, only to find a man peeing on our garden gnome. FML

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By Well okay then - 09/10/2016 17:12 - United States - Palmdale

Today, after letting the painters working on my house know that they're more than welcome to use my restroom, I walked outside only to find three of them pissing in my garden. One even aimed for my tomatoes. FML

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Dude, gross!

By juggalo2 - 17/04/2024 03:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I came out of the bathroom and caught my husband peeing against a tree in the backyard. I told him how disgusting that was. He said, "Fine. Back to peeing in the sink." FML

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By ilivealoneandwhatthefuck - 23/06/2013 17:02 - Guam - Yigo

Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML

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By dickhead - 10/04/2015 22:17 - United States

Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton, my neighbor keeps saying stupid shit to me, like "You must be shattered" and "Looks like you ain't got a window gnome... more." FML

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By EwwGross - 31/08/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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By pist - 13/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML

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By deadgrass - 29/03/2012 00:44 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML

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Nuts

By dieders - 21/11/2016 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML

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By Bonding_boys - 17/12/2012 16:21 - United States - Elk River

Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML

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UnidentifiedFun 37

Wednesday 27 April 2016 3:30

He must have been peeing for a long time lol

awspinks77 7

Wednesday 27 April 2016 3:12

Something tells me either the dude was about to piss all over himself, or he was drunk/high, or both. Either way, interesting situation. FYL OP.

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teamnikster 9

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:13

Your hearing must be exceptional

Futacy 29

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:22

That's nasty, but on the bright side, you've got some superhuman hearing. I couldn't even hear when my friends were in my backyard throwing pebbles at my window.

adair112 15

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:49

really u deserve it for having a garden gnome them things are hella creepy and id piss on it to

YourGrammarSucks 12

Wednesday 27 April 2016 6:48

I refer you to my username.

S_Soapy 19

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:50

he was watering the gnome to try and make him grow

ragnarok1540 39

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:01

Who knew David the gnome was into watersports ...

awgxkaylaxx 11

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:08

dirty kik ?

taby448 14

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:25

At least it wasn't your window OP!

moodyreallyrocks 27

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:27

I'd call the police immediately OP!!

VashSN17 10

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:38

I mean at least it was only a garden gnome, right? ?

ozzytheoso8 6

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:57

There is one thing I don't get about this new update. For example, it sometimes says "Phew, glad that wasn't me", or "That could've happened to me". Does that have the same meaning of, "You Deserved It", or is it adding a whole new meaning to every vote?

ladycube 22

Wednesday 27 April 2016 22:26

my thoughts exactly! and what's up with the pepper looking thing next to the posters username??

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