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By hannibal - 02/11/2010 13:44 - Australia

Today, I heard a loud-speaker announcement in my college that someone had left their car in the car park, still running, with keys in the ignition. I laughed at that person's foolishness until I realised it was mine. FML

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By Loser - 12/08/2017 03:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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Ohhh, wham bam thank you ma'am

By gagus123 - 28/10/2021 02:00 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I accidentally left the handbrake off in my car, got out, locked it, and started walking away. Then I heard a loud noise and looked over my shoulder and the car was gone. Of course, it hit the only other car parked in the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2015 09:49 - Australia - Corrimal

Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By cl512 - 18/09/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, I walked out of my college dorm to see that the intelligent person who locked their bike next to mine decided as an added security they would lock their bike to the rack, and to my bike. FML

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Help me, doofus!

By rabbitoncocaine - 20/04/2012 06:41 - Germany - Unterbreizbach

Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML

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By mrs14 - 11/09/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML

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By cocokiss410 - 28/07/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML

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This ol' truck

By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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littlexlion 4

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:05

I'm sorry, but how does one leave their car when it is running? It boggles my mind.

EngineerJane 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:06

So glad my car will beep to warn me if the keys are in and the door is opened.

Comments

iyahkinz 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:04

omg fyl

tj79 3

Wednesday 3 November 2010 1:46

how the hell do you get out of your car and not realize it's still running? maybe you shouldn't be allowed to operate a motor vehicle

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Wednesday 3 November 2010 1:54

reminds me of the time this guy called jack bauer left his car on, only thing was it was really a bomb. they made a tv show about it.

BiggerThenUrs 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 4:24

well obviously op if the car is running the keys are goin to be jb the ignition..

littlexlion 4

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:05

I'm sorry, but how does one leave their car when it is running? It boggles my mind.

lgs25 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:12

someone whose stupid that's who

Arsonnist 3

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:19

But how?

WolfsGuns 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 20:08

lol @ 10, WIN

EngineerJane 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:06

So glad my car will beep to warn me if the keys are in and the door is opened.

roy731 2

Thursday 16 February 2012 12:27

Don't they all do that?

failuristic 3

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:07

What the hell, YDI. Seriously, how could you possibly do something so retarded?

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:12

GG, Jesse Pinkman.

alex_mu 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:13

do you have some mental problem?? or are you just plain stupid?

miiapaige 14

Sunday 21 July 2013 20:26

Stupid is as stupid does, ma'am.

Iluv2D_fml 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:16

Retard! Be glad no one stole it.

ChubbyCake 5

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:21

Don't you feel stupid.

restythestar 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:21

srsly?

Arsonnist 3

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:23

Does this mean I can be number 1?

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