By hie_its_me - 14/07/2016 05:01
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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Hey, it's better than what my species does when we mate. We rip our dicks off and hand them over to whatever bitch wants to be inseminated first. Kinky, isn't it?
If my GF showed up in a leopard-skin bikini and could do the Tarzan call like Johnny Weismuller (except feminine, let's not get crazy), then I would be curiously fine with that...
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Hey, it's better than what my species does when we mate. We rip our dicks off and hand them over to whatever bitch wants to be inseminated first. Kinky, isn't it?
If my GF showed up in a leopard-skin bikini and could do the Tarzan call like Johnny Weismuller (except feminine, let's not get crazy), then I would be curiously fine with that...