Intimacy: Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex"...

Today, I finally got up the courage to confess some of my kinks to my boyfriend, hoping that he would be accepting of them. Instead, it weirded him out and prompted him to complain about it on the internet. FML

xleanne_aLly 23

Sunday 21 August 2011 18:22

SUPER MAN AIN'T SAVING SH*T, GURLL YOU CAN HOP ON SHADYS DICK.

boxBunny_fml 4

Monday 22 August 2011 9:35

Is dressing up a little even *that* kinky? Seems like fairly harmless fun to me.

lmfb07 0

Monday 22 August 2011 13:12

Get a new girlfriend

pjdiaz 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 7:34

I like capes :)

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Today, I walked in on my husband sniffing my sister’s panties from her laundry basket. He had the gall to defend himself and told me, “If you wore these sexy thongs and cheekies instead of them granny panties, I wouldn’t be doing this.” I wear “granny panties” because I recently gave birth to our daughter. FML

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Today, the bank called to ask when were we going to make the mortgage payments for our family home. We were several months late. I had been transferring my mother the cash to make the mortgage payments after she lost her money gambling. She absolutely promised she would stop several months ago. I guess she lied. FML

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Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML

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Today, I forgot to shut off some pumps before closing the main valves that run to them. Several sirens soon started blaring at a deafening level. I'm new here and nobody else is around. I don't know how to shut the sirens off. FML

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Today, I'm being evicted from my apartment for not paying rent. My father is the on-site landlord, meaning I now have to move my stuff downstairs into his place, and hear every day how I'm a failure. FML

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Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML

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Today, while at a baseball game, I was telling my friends about my underaged drinking experience at my sister's bachelorette party. It wasn't until I was done telling the story that I realized the Dean of my college was right behind us, looking right at me. So much for a good first impression. FML

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Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML

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