By nerofirst - 19/08/2011 13:40 - Canada

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Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML
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She wanted to wear lingerie but it came with a cape

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XxgreymoonxX 8

interesting girlfriend of yours xD guess the positive side is least you're getting sex d:

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cBlackout 13

It's a bird ! It's a plane ! It's a naked chick with a cape?

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AmeliaBadelia 0

What! Why? Leave the cape on baby! Sex like the world depends on it!

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Iheartfunny 1

yeah because ive always fantasised about screwing wonderwoman. Is that weird?

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baccaz16 0

Girlfriend: " okay,no cape... But I getta wear my Captain America mask still..."

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edwards75 0

Is that an actual FML moment, or just an interesting tidbit?

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Ray_of_midnight 22

In the words of Edna Mode, "No Capes!" Also remember what happened to Dollar Bill in _Watchmen_. /hopeless geek

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bandits9 0

What the **** is up with this shit man

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Someofthisisfunn 0

I went out w/ Valerie for awhile too. Wait until your 3rd date! FUN!!!

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