Miscellaneous: Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom... - FML

By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

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By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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Sad but true

By mcginnismr - 13/05/2016 22:57

Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML

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By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 04:05 - United States - Racine

Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2020 20:00

Today, while my girlfriend is in hospital, I'm left at home with her mom. What I didn't know is that her mom's medication makes her do strange things. I learned that right away when she took a seat next to me, completely naked, on the couch. My girlfriend's mom is my grandmother's age. FML

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By sad child - 27/08/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

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Leave me alone

By emoflowers - 10/04/2012 02:51 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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ashleynonymous 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:06

On the plus side, your medical bills no longer have to come out of your college fund!

diemileyjk 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:06

haha ur momma's a playa XD

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omgzKailey 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:17

i saw 69 comments on here as i was passing. ironic with the post FTW

barraCUDA28 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:40

this is a lame fake post. what are you 14?

tay44lor 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 10:15

oh ya my mom was flirting with my boyfriend!!!

FerrariCake 2

Saturday 2 January 2010 11:43

He wasn't really a doctor... he was just some crazy homeless guy that wandered into the hospital unnoticed and grabbed a white coat. Your mom will bring him home and he'll insist that you to call him "doctor dad".

AntiChrist7 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:06

Bet the wite coat did it. Maybe i should start studying medicines if it goes that easy.

H8ch 5

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:25

score for the win! LOL

sweetbiotch88 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 13:30

that's juicy, maybe you won't be charged (;

J4cks0n 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 14:18

I don't believe this...

ilovechicken123 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 14:54

this reminds me of an episode from the office where Michael slept with pams mom hahaha. best show

Stumblebum30 5

Saturday 2 January 2010 16:13

I don't believe this story. I call fake.

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