Kids: Today, I had to comfort my 3 month old daughter because my wife's... - FML

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By Sasquatch7788 - 28/05/2016 03:14 - United States - Florence

Today, I had to comfort my 3 month old daughter because my wife's tantrum over ruining our couch, due to her OCD with vacuuming causing a tear in the apholstery, scared the living hell out of our daughter. My wife is still pissed and my daughter screams every time my wife tries to pick her up.FML

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jessaureli 8

Sunday 29 May 2016 2:32

For the sake of your daughter, your wife should seek help.

C8H18 33

Saturday 28 May 2016 23:59

Take it from someone who was raised by a mom like this - don't leave your kid alone with her all day. Mental instability will develop. :/

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C8H18 33

Saturday 28 May 2016 23:59

Take it from someone who was raised by a mom like this - don't leave your kid alone with her all day. Mental instability will develop. :/

jessaureli 8

Sunday 29 May 2016 2:32

For the sake of your daughter, your wife should seek help.

BatmanBeast17 11

Tuesday 31 May 2016 5:23

Not saying YDI, but her hormones are probably still going nuts. Cut her some slack

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