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By davidthegreat - 05/07/2011 08:27 - Japan

Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 05:00

Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML

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By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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By inappropes - 29/10/2017 01:30

Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML

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By Jessica - 19/03/2011 21:13 - Romania

Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 17:02 - Germany - Aachen

Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 17:44 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML

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By stubble - 13/11/2009 06:26 - Canada

Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML

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Tuesday 5 July 2011 15:58

Oh well, shave it off. Problem solved.

derper71 3

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:15

if u dye it, dye it green then make it into a little mohawk. ;)

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suchsmallhands 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 3:34

lol it's not unusual, I don't guess. My boyfriend is 16 and his has some random white and silver hairs.

allthatremains25 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:24

who has pubes anymore?

GreenPythonX 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:35

That's awesome!

snb46 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 5:56

tmi

snb46 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 5:56

tmi

Bossman11 6

Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:26

this reminds me of an old Japanese saying "wax on wax off"

sweetheartslim 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 6:33

dude, I was born 18 days after you! how cool is that?!

lostintime94 5

Wednesday 6 July 2011 7:10

I didn't really need to know that...

jessiicaxoxo 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 7:17

no need to post that on fml, too far .

Tektite 14

Wednesday 6 July 2011 7:34

Dye em black again.. or red.. if yer a red head. Hell, if you're that kinky, go purple!

Sblood 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:54

stop complaining mine turned when I was 15

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