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By davidthegreat - 05/07/2011 08:27 - Japan

Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 05:00

Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML

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By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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By inappropes - 29/10/2017 01:30

Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML

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By Jessica - 19/03/2011 21:13 - Romania

Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 17:02 - Germany - Aachen

Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 17:44 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML

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By stubble - 13/11/2009 06:26 - Canada

Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML

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Mr_mur_der 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 15:58

Oh well, shave it off. Problem solved.

derper71 3

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:15

if u dye it, dye it green then make it into a little mohawk. ;)

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davidthegreat 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 7:37

FYI, I'm 25...

Josiieeee 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 21:44

You're only 25?! Maybe you should get that checked out..

BigD3452 6

Monday 7 April 2014 19:52

I feel ya man I'm 27 and I have one white hair on my sack its like WTF?? Haha

Josiieeee 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 12:15

That's just gross.

raspackman 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 13:04

ewwwww what if it's sperm all built up in there?

shelby_sevenfold 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 21:10

Dye it rainbow colors! :)

camelspanker69 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:54

shave that shite!

ksowders 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:46

ok?? ewwww

amarv01 1

Friday 8 July 2011 23:48

ah life ;)

squirrelbacon2 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 8:28

tmi!!!

fknrad 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 21:41

thanks for that disturbing visual

NomiKat 9

Sunday 10 July 2011 5:37

Snowed in on the pube forest

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