Animals: Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By catstew - 02/10/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By L.Lime05 - 08/08/2010 23:27 - United States

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

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By flipnazn - 15/07/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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By Buyingagun - 08/04/2020 05:00

Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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By Jeslyn03 - 13/01/2012 18:57 - Canada

Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML

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kimcompton83 12

Wednesday 7 March 2012 8:11

How many times have you had to do it?

daybid 7

Wednesday 7 March 2012 8:43

Now hold your horses, OP can comment if he choose too , but as you said, it is highly un likely.

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laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 7 March 2012 12:40

Greatinbed… not great in English. Proofread.

MargieDrury 1

Wednesday 7 March 2012 12:45

Gross!! Put him/ her in an animal cemetery if they take horses.

kitty306 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 12:57

May i suggest burying it in a different spot?

wolverinez4life 6

Wednesday 7 March 2012 12:59

One of the saddest things I've heard in a while

Branflakes78 13

Wednesday 7 March 2012 13:12

Well you can use that Lime stuff that keeps animals away.

williamcarter93 13

Wednesday 7 March 2012 13:12

pile rocks on top of it so they don't dig it up

XBOX360MAN 1

Wednesday 7 March 2012 13:14

LoL

mdcrain 1

Wednesday 7 March 2012 13:16

You need to go to a place like Home Depot or Lowes and buy a bag if lime. It speeds up the decomposition process as well as disguises the scent from other animals.

Zora55 2

Wednesday 7 March 2012 13:21

I agree cremation is the way to go. No sense beating a dead horse. FYL

theMightyMacBoy 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 13:36

Sucks to be u

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