Animals: Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

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Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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By Buyingagun - 08/04/2020 05:00

Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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By Jeslyn03 - 13/01/2012 18:57 - Canada

Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML

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kimcompton83 12

Wednesday 7 March 2012 8:11

How many times have you had to do it?

daybid 7

Wednesday 7 March 2012 8:43

Now hold your horses, OP can comment if he choose too , but as you said, it is highly un likely.

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mdcrain 1

Thursday 8 March 2012 4:48

I haven't buried horse but I do live in Texas and I have buried dogs and cats, and coyotes will dig them up as well.

yohipy100 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 4:49

**** them dogs with a gun

evilmeister 1

Thursday 8 March 2012 4:53

Im still wondering why people are telling you to dig it deeper so that the coyotes wont smell it, why not dig it deeper so that the coyotes cant get out?

brittanyruthann 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 5:25

Honey, I've had this same problem.. With my favorite horse. You dig a deep hole. Re bury your horse. To get rid of the votes put out sponges soaked in bacon grease.. Kills them. My family hunts and they started killing too may deer so we did this.

dazzle_me_lovely 9

Thursday 8 March 2012 5:26

Ahahahahahahahahahaha

xodaisy 5

Thursday 8 March 2012 5:33

Sorry about your loss :'(

Rebekkah1993 10

Thursday 8 March 2012 6:27

Oh my gosh I'm so sorry to hear that...there must be a good solution....

cassidy347 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 6:51

Hey it is a sing that he loves u and is just trying to come back but reads some help

GreekMarine 2

Thursday 8 March 2012 7:31

You actually do have to bury it 6 feet deep. Have fun!

vezzybee 5

Thursday 8 March 2012 8:24

How the **** do u bury a horse!!

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