Intimacy: Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means:...

By ICantBelieveThis - 06/03/2010 14:31 - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML

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By mylifesucks - 31/01/2014 23:50 - France - Paris

Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML

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By parental failure - 03/03/2013 17:03 - Canada - Langley

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 13:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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By GiveADogABone - 15/10/2015 22:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML

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By newlydumped - 21/09/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house for the first time. I had to use the restroom, and when I came back, I mocked her brothers' lame Pokémon shower curtain and Ninja Turtle towels. Turns out they were hers. FML

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By PCJJacket - 05/05/2014 17:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML

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By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2010 15:49 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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By cockblocked - 11/05/2012 18:29 - United States - Goose Creek

Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML

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Saturday 6 March 2010 20:00

Jonas bros. how old is she. You sure she is legal age??

dphilipson12 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 19:59

you ******* a 7 year old?! dump her ass man!

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mercyscar7 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 6:20

RUN

iP00PonN00bz 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 6:13

why are 8 year olds having sex now?

jewelgracia 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:36

haha gotta love those jonas boys <3

tohaveandtohold 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 2:06

dude she's obviously to old to b having sex

Sargon_of_Akkad 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 21:53

Sounds like it's time for the Jonas Brothers to meet good ol' Sucio Sanchez.

Ancarnia 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 19:37

I sympathize - an ex had Hanson all over her room. It was odd thinking of those bastards watching me and that dead-fishing bitch ****.

ttyl99 0

Friday 3 September 2010 3:12

are u dateing a 11, year old

sj_fml 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:54

someones needs to educate the public about the dangers of cults

amber_catfish 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 3:22

my boyfriend is 25 and loves high school musical. i've had sex while having to look at ashley tisdale's face on his pillowcase.

destinyandstuff 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 0:03

Hey, It's not that bas. I'm a chick, and my boyfriend has a Jonas Brothers blanket. :/

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