Intimacy: Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means:...

By ICantBelieveThis - 06/03/2010 14:31 - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML

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Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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By PCJJacket - 05/05/2014 17:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML

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By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2010 15:49 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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By cockblocked - 11/05/2012 18:29 - United States - Goose Creek

Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML

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maph3rs 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:00

Jonas bros. how old is she. You sure she is legal age??

dphilipson12 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 19:59

you ******* a 7 year old?! dump her ass man!

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Jooseeph69 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 6:30

damn how old is she? she needs to qet laid -¿- wait i think she id hahah fake

CandeeCane 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 7:15

and how old is she

turtle82796 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 7:26

YDI for having sex with what acts/seems like a 12 yr old girl...

jobeaniee 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:22

how old are you? and how old is she ??? wtf. ??

UWBeautyQueen12 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:33

What a ditz.

PensiveCub 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:36

OP... it's They're not Their....just sayin

xelao 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:55

their pure what? don't leave us in suspense!

braeleigh_king 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 18:43

are you being serious?

terror_twins 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:58

That's really sad

Laurendorcus 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 11:31

Haha. My ex used to have to look at the Backstreet Boys posters on my wall during sex...he finally refused to have sex till I took them down cause he said he had nightmares about them hitting on him. lol