Love: Today, I had sex for the first time with my first boyfriend.... - FML

By Sansa - 22/10/2014 21:30 - Netherlands - Velp

Today, I had sex for the first time with my first boyfriend. We broke up 6 years ago. FML

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Sansa_fml 38

Thursday 23 October 2014 22:26

OP here. Just wanted to make clear that I wasn't drunk and he wasn't either. I still like this guy. Every time I see him I'm falling in love again. Point is that I'm really affraid this wil not work out (I hope it does, but still) And i'm not the type of girl who has sex with anyone this easy, so I'm really confused what to do with it. I guess I'll find out.

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Bquillero16 18

Thursday 23 October 2014 11:28

Well that's what I call taking it slow lol

james98e 15

Thursday 23 October 2014 11:28

So did you have sex with your second before your first?

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mostdope_alissa 6

Wednesday 29 October 2014 17:39

I hope it works out. Too much hurt will come if it doesn't! Best of luck!

darthpeaches 14

Thursday 30 October 2014 23:49

Sometimes when you love someone truly, holding on is all you can do...just don't let him lead you in sugar.

Sansa_fml 38

Tuesday 18 November 2014 22:43

For the ones who are interested, I decided I don't want to keep contact with him. He didn't treated me with respect, and it hurts a lot how he handled it, but he's not worth it.

Perry85 42

Tuesday 6 October 2015 8:40

Exes are exes for a reason hun....it's best you cut that tie now, save you heartache in the future

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