Health: Today, I had my gallbladder removed. I have a very painful incision... - FML

By IHeartBlueJay - 08/02/2013 05:31 - United States

Today, I had my gallbladder removed. I have a very painful incision in my belly that makes any kind of movement excruciating. I've had the hiccups 5 times so far. FML

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IHeartBlueJay 14

Friday 8 February 2013 17:07

Yeah they did it laparoscopically. And any kind of major surgery is going to be painful, but having it done laparoscopically is much, much better than an open incision! Try not to worry, it's a very safe surgery and they'll take good care of you :)

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Pleonasm 35

Friday 8 February 2013 12:19

That must be just galling for you.

sniken 14

Friday 8 February 2013 12:25

Feel your pain! Had my spleen removed some years back.. Not very fun being ticklish and have 3 older brothers...

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mommy2viktoria 1

Tuesday 26 February 2013 20:36

I just had my gallbladder out last week and i'm getting over pneumonia. so not fun! i feel your pain!

ohshizitzrissa 6

Tuesday 26 March 2013 4:35

That happened to me when I had surgery on my lung and a chest tube

bethybooditom 9

Thursday 18 April 2013 7:27

I'm 14 and I've had mine out to because I had very large gall stones… and they ended up keeping me in the hospital for 3 days and I had three incisions. So I feel your pain. Especially with hiccups.

elizacandle 29

Monday 24 June 2013 9:49

Ugh... I remember the pain all to well from that same surgery last year... I agree FYL. GOOD LUCK

Laylette 21

Thursday 5 March 2015 13:12

ouch. I'm sorry, OP.

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