By markzar - 05/05/2012 07:19 - United States - Amherst

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
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linyah 11

gatorade helps replenish the electorlytes one has loss. Plus after food poisoning you dehydrate fast. It helps =) what i would like to know is why you are stealing from a wasp?

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Il_Maestro 6

Ooh! My turn! No one sings as well as Justin Bieber.

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nado13579 12

Let's see how long we can keep this going sushi.

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instnt1nfction 17

The thread won't go for too long, there will be another combo breaker or sausage

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EduJav321 24

Not if we all keep pitchin in Kool Aid

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Akodo 0

Ow, that's gotta suck. Hope you get better soon!

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Pentium_4 27

i don't know, this thread seems to be doing pretty canadian bacon

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wickedclimber 5

OH MY GOD! You got stung by a wasp?!?!?! Call the freaking priest!

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megamandude455 10

Scumbag Wasp

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cjack188 13

No one in their right mind deserves this! :(

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