Transportation: Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to...

By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 02:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Benjamin - 28/10/2011 01:22 - Canada

Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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By JFC! - 31/03/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

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By maced face - 05/02/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said, "Excuse me…" The lady then maced me through the open window. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

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By Username - 13/11/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

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By roadkill - 28/02/2011 15:50 - United States

Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML

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theslimshadylp 6

Friday 31 August 2012 9:20

Old people just don't seem to give a **** these days.

omfg_creepers 8

Friday 31 August 2012 9:16

Now that's a sticky situation

Comments

HappyBeach 4

Friday 31 August 2012 17:45

Well that's hit and run. Throw her in the slammer!

missp137 3

Friday 31 August 2012 17:46

Back when she was a kid she walked twelve miles uphill to get soda poured on her head

awkward_gothlady 32

Friday 31 August 2012 20:38

And don't forget, it was uphill BOTH WAYS!

duravian 1

Friday 31 August 2012 18:13

F*ckin old people....

darawbs 0

Friday 31 August 2012 18:17

Hahahahahahhahahahaha.

elvisaaron 3

Friday 31 August 2012 19:13

Did her soda smell like whiskey ?!? If not she's apparently off her rocker !!

AwesomePdudE 9

Friday 31 August 2012 19:31

Does anyone see what he did there, with cars and beverages?

captainburke 5

Friday 31 August 2012 19:32

She's an idiot, op I hope you got her plates and I hope there were witnesses. She stuck around so long can you even call that a hit and run?

awkward_gothlady 32

Friday 31 August 2012 20:35

That's actually pretty funny.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 31 August 2012 20:56

Follow the bitch and make her crash. No, I'm kidding, that's what my hidden inner road rage would want to do... You should've followed her, recorded plates and call cops.