Health: Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was...

By warp_routine - 31/03/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

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By tryingatkins - 21/08/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2011 07:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML

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By pimpslaprequired - 04/08/2012 01:52 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML

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By j0natron - 03/02/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

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By NotAnExcuse - 07/11/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, a woman on the train demanded I give up my seat for her, claiming it was for people with disabilities. Tired from a long day at work, and seeing she had nothing wrong with her, I asked what her disability was. Apparently, obesity is one. FML

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By short&stout - 26/08/2017 20:00

Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML

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If I fits, I sits

By fatlady - 07/03/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML

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By Me - 31/05/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

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By regstl - 01/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Beaverton

Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2013 19:16 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for well over an hour while riding it up to my weight and fitness class. Very funny, universe. FML

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bluecoconuts 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:25

Should have threatened to call the zoo.

dancin303 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:24

shes just trying to make herself feel better dont sweat it

Comments

livelaughlovinit 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:32

haha thats so funny. what a bitch. you should have been like "that's right, ma'am, maybe you should have stayed home today." epic lol for #3.

PureGold 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:33

You sure she wasn't talking about herself? :P

patrickhb 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:35

Anyone heard of a small lift? Should have told the girl to tell her mum to 'lose some weight bitch'.

Atashi_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:35

Today, I got on an elevator with my daughter. When I got on, the capacity alarm went off. I told my daughter that I shouldn't be allowed in public. FML.

Amkii 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:36

What a jealous bitch. You should've kicked her fat ass off the damned thing when the alarm went off... she put your life in danger!

i_luv_dogs 10

Wednesday 27 March 2013 4:41

Bad idea to kick her ass. OP probably would have broken her foot.

TexasBitch 13

Friday 13 September 2013 10:01

Alright, chill out.

Theoderage 3

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:39

Are you in Europe? That's the only way I could imagine you'd have such a low elevator capacity.

Nathaney 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 16:07

yeah cus europeans arent as fat as americains that. You americains all act like everything is perfect in america and all thier elevators r amazing

inneedoflife 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:45

When I went to Europe, they just happened to have elevators about a quarter of the size of American elevators.

yorkiegirl1691 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 23:54

Yes, as an American I believe our elevators are superior to all other nations' elevators. /sarcasm Jesus, you have GOT to be kidding me.

BassTurdo 22

Saturday 7 June 2014 17:35

Maybe not, but at least we can spell.

proxay 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:40

What # 14 said. FHL

gradschoolwoes 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:42

Not to play therapist (although in actuality, I am a therapist), but she was probably making a self-deprecating comment to lighten the tension she was feeling. I can easily see someone saying that and referring to themselves.