By Vandrefalk - 01/03/2012 00:09 - Norway

Today, I got myself an organ donor card, just to feel wanted. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28

Hey, whatever helps. :) But I hope you really are willing to donate your organs if need be.

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Kingdutch 3

Commit a crime, you'll be wanted by lots of people : )

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McDonaldsworker 4

Today, I committed a felony, just to feel wanted. FML LMAO

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JustHayden 5

How in the hell did this story get approved and all 30 of my 100x better stories didnt?

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lizard399 0

If you want to feel wanted, get a small pet.

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br0ccoli 14

God loves you and is always with you when you feel low.

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teague95 16

What if you're feeling your lowest after a mass murder spree?

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br0ccoli 14

Relax, atheist. This doesn't concern you.

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alfred07 18

I've felt unwanted before, but now I have a fiancée so I know that even though it doesn't look like it now, someone who does want you will come along.

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SxeDaze 13

Organ you glad you feel wanted now . :) *shitty pun i know*

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AnagenisisZagus 13

That was a pun? Holy shit. I thought you were having an episode.

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thiscrazything 1

Good for you! Now you are very wanted. Wanted dead.

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stevenmx86 7

That's pathetic... Nobody even l notices the difference...

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williamcarter93 13

Hell, I'd hope that you realize you won't be wanted alive, but dead.......

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