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By MagooJr. - 09/09/2016 11:19 - United States - Salem

Today I got my step dad to see my new eye doctor. I had only been there once but loved them. When I walked in they greeted me by name apparently my eyesight is so bad they all remember me by ironically sight. FML

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GhostFox 33

Tuesday 13 September 2016 9:32

OP has really bad eyesight, saw the group of doctors once. Came back months(?) later, all the doctors remembered OP because of how visually impaired they are.

KelseyDaBoyz 21

Saturday 10 September 2016 22:45

What?

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KelseyDaBoyz 21

Saturday 10 September 2016 22:45

What?

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 13 September 2016 9:32

OP has really bad eyesight, saw the group of doctors once. Came back months(?) later, all the doctors remembered OP because of how visually impaired they are.

CamBamShamDaMan 26

Tuesday 20 September 2016 16:03

Well that sucks

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