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By Sushi - 24/06/2016 14:27 - United States - Buffalo

Today I got my period after missing it last month, the good part, I'm not prego, the bad part, it's the worst one I have ever had, the even worst part, my wedding is in two days. Hurrah for white dresses! FML.

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UnicornLife 5

Saturday 25 June 2016 3:56

It could be a missed misscarriage if it's that bad

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UnicornLife 5

Saturday 25 June 2016 3:56

It could be a missed misscarriage if it's that bad

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