Health: Today, I got my penis stuck in my zipper. FML

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By EJ - 06/07/2016 13:42 - United States

Today, I got my penis stuck in my zipper. FML

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benjamin03_fml 22

Thursday 7 July 2016 2:25

Has happened to me before, I feel your pain

ThrottleJockey 35

Thursday 7 July 2016 16:05

I suppose the real question is were the beans above the frank?

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benjamin03_fml 22

Thursday 7 July 2016 2:25

Has happened to me before, I feel your pain

ajk168 22

Thursday 7 July 2016 4:19

Rest In Peace

ajk168 22

Thursday 7 July 2016 4:21

I'm sorry...

iamdman 22

Thursday 7 July 2016 14:17

Classic FML. The ol zipper penis trick will be around as long as there are zippers. Try keeping it in your pants. BEANS AND FRANKS!

ThrottleJockey 35

Thursday 7 July 2016 16:05

I suppose the real question is were the beans above the frank?

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