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By Anonymous - 22/10/2014 17:37 - United States - Allen

Today, I got my graduation photos back. I'd sent them to a friend for touching up, but unfortunately we had a major argument recently. I guess that's why in the photos I've been photoshopped out and replaced with a goat. FML

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By people will think I'm Shelley Duvall - 08/06/2017 20:00

Today, my son's yearbook came. I was pretty happy, as I'd also ordered a larger version of his photo because he's going to California for college and I wanted a special picture of him to keep. Unfortunately, my happiness disappeared when I saw that he was wearing a horse mask in the photo. FML

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By kana__ - 21/01/2015 16:26 - Japan

Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML

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By Me - 12/01/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML

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By sarahpft - 13/09/2009 16:44 - United States

Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my senior portraits. That was fine with me, until I found some expensive professional photos in the mail. Of our dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Gardner

Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 09:12 - Canada

Today, I went to a petting zoo to take pictures. I look down to see a goat chewing the sleeve of my new sweater, so as I reached down to get it loose, it started eating my hair. People took pictures of me wrestling the goat before they helped me. FML

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By Wow. - 18/12/2013 18:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML

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By darkman28 - 07/04/2009 05:21 - United States

Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML

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By ooh cat - 18/05/2012 21:50 - United States - Inglewood

Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML

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By Photoshopped - 18/07/2016 04:34 - United States - Athens

Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML

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Thursday 23 October 2014 0:39

Never argue with someone when they can photoshop you into things

cjmedic 12

Thursday 23 October 2014 0:41

I hope you still have originals!

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keiNan_fml 35

Thursday 23 October 2014 4:24

who is your friend? Achmed?

jks0308 22

Thursday 23 October 2014 4:29

It looks like their the real kid here..

UmmOkThen 31

Thursday 23 October 2014 4:55

That's baaaahhhdd news for you.

messymessiah 11

Thursday 23 October 2014 5:08

He's not very professional

Mysterious_one 26

Thursday 23 October 2014 5:37

that's hilarious.. please make them online

baxwar 15

Thursday 23 October 2014 5:47

You shouldn't ever let business interfere with personal life that actually could count as destruction of property

ARetardedSeal 24

Thursday 23 October 2014 6:03

Goat simulator on a whole other level

jphill2012 11

Thursday 23 October 2014 6:05

next time you see your friend, just charge and headbutt him

brendejafulable 41

Thursday 23 October 2014 6:39

dumbass.

hahaImsoScrewed 7

Thursday 23 October 2014 6:59

So that's why tupac didn't trust anyone

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