Miscellaneous: Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage...

By Username - 10/07/2012 15:27 - United States

Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2016 17:32 - United States - East Stroudsburg

Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML

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By irony, huh? - 20/10/2019 14:00

Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML

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By stillshakinggd - 28/11/2012 21:16 - United States

Today, I was mugged at gunpoint by a senior citizen. She now has a lousy $20, and I probably have PTSD. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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By Anon - 13/08/2009 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when walking to my car I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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You deserved it 3 639

owlfeatures 8

Tuesday 10 July 2012 18:45

These teenage girls are getting more and more aggressive! Incredible...

zachherbert 10

Tuesday 10 July 2012 18:46

Was she pregnant? Just like the past 10 FMLs involving pregos this week.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 10 July 2012 21:06

If she had a gun it doesn't count cause anyone would give up the goods in that situation.

deransc 19

Tuesday 10 July 2012 21:43

You are not a grown ass man if you let that happen.

unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 10 July 2012 21:50

Maybe she attended a self-defense class with Monica and Rachel. They seemed to be pretty crafty upon finishing their class, since they scared the shit out of Ross. So don't feel too bad OP- you are on the same level as a geologist who has been divorced 3 times, and turned one ex into a lesbian. ;)